my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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Psycho by Jidé
her little face jkhgkfyfh j
One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.
Best dad ever award
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Let’s be honest, if you don’t at least crack a fucking smile during Space Jam we can’t be friends.
Forever reblog
(Source: femburton, via satinsandpaper)
throughthejoyandthroughthetears:
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
I got goosebumps from this.
Wow.
Well spoken
PREAAACHH
UGH CAN YOU SPEAK HERE IN GEORGIA PLS THEY NEED YOU
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For the man who wants himself a Cougar.
for the anon in my ask box ♥ ~ ＾。＾
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LOVE MEEEE
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THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD
THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD ALSO.
Perfect human analogy. People are so cruel and rude against you until you do something that hurts you in the end ( eg: suicide) and then all of a sudden you’re a hero and a beautiful person (cat). This comic hurts.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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